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November 21, 2006

Careful what you ask for

Two guys died and appeared at the Pearly Gates. But St. Peter told them that Heaven was full and they could go back to Earth as anything they wanted until there was some room available for them. The first guy said, "I want to be the highest-flying eagle in Colorado." Poof ! The first guy was gone.

The second guy said, "I want to be a stud on a Kentucky farm." Poof! He was gone too.

A few weeks later, there were a couple of openings in Heaven and God asked St. Peter where the two guys were so He could call them back. St. Peter told Him to look for the highest flying eagle over Colorado -- that's the first guy.

But the second fellow was going to be more difficult to locate because there'd been a lot of new barns built in Kentucky lately.

Posted by joke du jour at November 21, 2006 06:01 PM

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