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November 07, 2006

Election Day relief

Here's a break from the endless agonizing over which party will control the next Congress. They come via the St. Louis Post-Dispatch and are excerpts from two books by Martin Higgins The Natiest Things Ever Said About Republicans and The Nastiest Things Ever Said About Democrats.

Democrats

The Democrats have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. - Dave Barry

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they'd be Republicans. - Will Rogers

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. - P.J. O'Rourke

Republicans

The Republicans would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club. - Dave Barry

There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket. - Will Rogers

The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Posted by joke du jour at November 7, 2006 08:30 PM

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