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November 10, 2006

Limericks

Isaac Asimov claimed that the best limericks were off-color. I don't know where these came from but I think he'd have liked them. (Or maybe he wrote 'em.)

When pinched on the fanny, Monique
Succumbed to a young maiden's pique
By exclaiming with verve
To her pincher, "Some nerve!"
"And in your case," he gloated, "some cheek!"


Since a top-heavy maiden from Yonkers
Is equipped to make chest men go bonkers,
Poet Goldsmith might say,
Were he living today,
That whenever she stoops, sir, she conquers!


Three two-letter words that begin
With 'I' are a source of chagrin.
There are guys who can cry -
even wish they could die -
At that soul-searing phrase "Is it in?"


There was a young lady from Wheeling
Who professed to lack sexual feeling.
Till a cynic named Boris
Simply touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.

Posted by joke du jour at November 10, 2006 07:32 PM

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Comments

That last one is the best by some distance.

I'm still giggling.

Thanks.

Posted by: Andy Curtis at November 11, 2006 02:43 PM

That last one is the best by some distance.

I'm still giggling.

Thanks.

Posted by: Andy Curtis at November 11, 2006 02:44 PM

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