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December 05, 2006

It's all relative

A suburban woman and three of her friends were playing bridge one evening. When the hostess' husband came into the room and announced he was going to bed, she unzipped his fly, took out his Johnson, kissed it and told him good night.

The other three women were dumb-struck; a long silence followed the husband's departure. Finally, one of the women said, "Helen! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!"

"You wouldn't think it was so disgusting," replied the hostess, "if you'd ever smelled his breath."

Posted by joke du jour at December 5, 2006 07:00 PM

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