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December 06, 2006

The rabbi's choice

A rabbi and a priest were seated together on a cross-country flight. An attractive flight attendant asked them if they would like cocktails.

"Yes," the rabbi said, "I'd like a Manhattan, please."

"No, thank you," the priest said. Turning to explain to his seatmate, he said, "As a priest, I can't drink or fornicate."

"Wait a second," the rabbi said, standing and waving at the flight attendant. "I didn't know I had a choice."

Posted by joke du jour at December 6, 2006 06:00 PM

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