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December 13, 2006

Which was to the Egress?

After a meeting at a bar, the couple returned to the woman's apartment for a nightcap. Before long, things turned passionate and the pair headed for the bedroom, clothes flying as they went.

Ten minutes later, the women suddenly sat straight up in bed. "Oh, my God!" she cried. "My husband's coming in the door!"

"Shit," the fellow exclaimed, desperately trying to find his trousers. "Where's the back door ?"

"There is no back door," the woman replied.

"Well," he asked, "where would you like one ?"

Posted by joke du jour at December 13, 2006 08:30 PM

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