January 30, 2007
Guide for married men
What's the difference is between a hooker, a mistress, and a wife?
The hooker says, "Faster, faster!"
The mistress says, "Slower, slower!"
The wife says, "Blue. I think I'll paint the ceiling blue..."
Posted by joke du jour at January 30, 2007 07:02 PM
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Because her vag is the size of the grand canyon. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 21, 2010 01:22 PM