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January 30, 2007

Guide for married men

What's the difference is between a hooker, a mistress, and a wife?

The hooker says, "Faster, faster!"

The mistress says, "Slower, slower!"

The wife says, "Blue. I think I'll paint the ceiling blue..."

Posted by joke du jour at January 30, 2007 07:02 PM

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Because her vag is the size of the grand canyon. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 21, 2010 01:22 PM

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