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January 16, 2007

Lottery winner

A woman came home, screeched into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

"Oh my God!" her husband yelled back. "Wait... What should I pack?"

"Doesn't matter," she yelled back. "Just get the hell out."

H.T. Carol

Posted by joke du jour at January 16, 2007 09:02 PM

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