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April 09, 2007

Division of labor

Little Jimmy was four years old. Ond day he was bugging his mother, so she said to him, "Jimmy, why don't you go across the street and watch the builders working. Maybe you'll learn something."

Jimmy was gone about two hours. When he came home, his mother asked him what he learned. Jimmy replied, "Well, first you put the goddam door up, and the son-of-a-bitch doesn't fit so you have to take the friggin' thing back down. Then you have to take a hair off each side and put the mother-humper back up."

Jimmy's mother said, "You just wait till your father comes home, young man!" And she sent him to his room.

When Jimmy's dad got home, mom told him to ask Jimmy what he learned across the street. Jimmy told his dad the whole story. His dad said, "Jimmy, go outside and get me a switch!"

"Screw you," Jimmy said, "that's the electrician's job!"

Posted by joke du jour at April 9, 2007 08:00 PM

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