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April 24, 2007

Surprise!

So there's this bar in Gotham where all the comic book super heroes hang out. Last Friday night Spiderman and Superman were sitting at a table in the corner having a couple of cold ones. Superman asked, "So what's new with you, Spidey?"

Spiderman replied, "Nothing special, just the same old stuff... fighting crime and foiling the bad guys. How about you, man? Anything exciting happen lately?"

Superman replied, "Well, come to think of it, last weekend I was just flying around the city and you'll never guess who I saw."

"Who?"

"It was our old friend Wonder Woman," replied Superman. "She was out in her yard lying on her back, sunbathing in the nude."

"What a picture!" said Spiderman. "So what did you do?"

"Well," said Superman, "I couldn't help myself. I ripped off my cape and my leotards and swooped down right on top of her."

"Man, I'll bet she was really surprised!" said Spiderman.

"Yeah, she was," said Superman. "But not nearly as surprised as the Invisible Man was."

Posted by joke du jour at April 24, 2007 06:30 PM

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