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April 26, 2007

Take a warning

A blind man wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a few minutes, he yells out, "Hey, anyone wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- since you're blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat. 2.The bouncer is a blonde who's taking boxing lessons. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Well, no... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

H.T. Carol.

Posted by joke du jour at April 26, 2007 06:30 PM

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