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May 02, 2007
More Q & A
Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
A: Walk him to get the next batter.
Q: What form of birth control do most lawyers use?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What's the difference between a new puppy and a Cubs fan?
A: The puppy will eventually stop whining.
Q: What do you call the shock absorbers in a Yugo?
A: Passengers.
Q: How can you tell when your divorce is getting ugly ?
A: When your lawyer doesn't seem like a bloodsucking leech anymore.
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About four drinks.
Q: What did the doe say as she stumbled out of the forest?
A: "That's the last time I ever do that for ten bucks!"
Q: How many bureaucrats doe it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. One to supervise, one to arrange for the electricity to be shut off, one to make sure that safety and quality standards are maintained, one to monitor compliance with local, state, and federal regulations, one to manage personnel relations, one to fill out the paperwork, and one to screw the light bulb into the water faucet.
Q: What do managers and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in 100,000 actually works.
Q: What's the ultimate in courage?
A: Two cannibals having oral sex.
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?
A: You'd poke your eye out if they weren't!
Q: What do a vibrator and soybeans have in common?
A: They're both meat substitutes.
Posted by joke du jour at May 2, 2007 07:01 PM
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