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August 20, 2007
A new diet
After feeling ill for a number of months, a man finally decided to visit his doctor. The doctor performed a thorough physical. After reviewing all the test results he asked the patient to get dressed and come in to his private office.
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but you've got HAGS," the doctor said.
"Gee, Doc, I've never heard of that. What is it?"
"It's a combination of hepatitis, AIDS, gonorrhea and syphilis."
"What can you give me for it?"
"Well, for starters, we'll put you on a diet of pizza and pancakes."
"Will that cure me ?" asked the patient.
"Probably not. But they're the only things we can slide under a door."
Posted by joke du jour at August 20, 2007 08:00 PM
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