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August 07, 2007
Ornery grandmothers
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. An old man walked by and one of the grannies yelled out to him, "We can tell exactly how old you are!"
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess that, you old fools."
One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and we can tell your exact age." A little embarrassed, the old man dropped his drawers.
The grannies stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, then asked him to jump up and down for a little while. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess?"
The ornery old grannies snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning, all three yelled in unison, "Because you told us yesterday."
H.T.: Carol.
Posted by joke du jour at August 7, 2007 07:01 PM
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