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August 24, 2007
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In a one-priest Irish Catholic parish everybody knew everybody else. One Saturday a waggish young lad by the name of Timmy went to confession. After hearing Timmy's sins the priest said, "Timmy, I have it on good advice that you're fooling around with one of the married women in the parish."
Timmy protested his innocence but the priest would have none of it. "Timmy," he said, "tell me, is it Mrs. Monahan?"
"No, Father, I hardly know the woman!"
"All right then Timmy. Is it Mrs. O'Connell?"
"Mrs. O'Connell! Father she's the wife of one of my very best friends! I'd never lay hands on her!"
"Timmy, this is your last chance, I'm losing my patience. Is it Mrs. O'Hara?"
"No, Father, I wouldn't dream of...".
"Timmy! I don't want to hear it. You've come to this confessional and lied to me! I want you to consider the seriousness of this matter for a month and come back and confess to me who it is."
On his way out, Timmy met a good friend of his on his way to confession. The friend asked Timmy, "Is the Father in a good mood today?"
"He's in a grand mood! He gave me a month off and three good leads."
Posted by joke du jour at August 24, 2007 08:32 PM
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