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September 19, 2007

Quitting time

So this guy walked into a bar and ordered a drink. When it was finished, he looked in his pocket and ordered another. After a bit, he looked in his pocket again and ordered still another drink.

Naturally, this made the bartender curious so he asked the guy, "What are you doing? What's in your pocket?"

"It's a picture of my wife," said the customer. "When she starts looking good to me, I know it's time to go home."

Posted by joke du jour at September 19, 2007 08:00 PM

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