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October 29, 2007

FEMA marches on

From Scrappleface:

Next, FEMA Plans to Stage “Natural” Disasters
by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace

(2007-10-29) — With the success of last week’s simulated news conference on the California wildfires by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), mid-level bureaucrats at the disaster-relief agency have reportedly initiated plans to stage “natural” disasters as well.

The imitation news briefing, which featured FEMA employees pretending to be genuine journalists, was “just a test run for the more ambitious pilot program of engineered catastrophes designed to help even out the work flow during the year,” according to one unnamed source inside the agency.

Posted by joke du jour at October 29, 2007 07:00 PM

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