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October 15, 2007

Simple math

A middle-aged couple were discussing their plans. "When I'm eighty," the man said to his wife, "I plan on finding myself a pretty twenty-year-old and having myself a real fine time."

The wife is a bit fazed by this but she thinks of a clever riposte. "And when I'm eighty, I plan on finding myself a handsome twenty-year-old, too... And twenty goes into eighty more times than eighty goes into twenty!"

Posted by joke du jour at October 15, 2007 06:17 PM

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