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October 05, 2007

Well, whaddaya know?

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, "Would you like to talk? I've heard that flights go quicker if you can strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it and asked the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK" she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thought about it and finally said, "Hmm... I have no idea."

So the little girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you obviously don't know shit?"

Posted by joke du jour at October 5, 2007 06:45 PM

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You have an uncanny gift of clear communication!
Very Rare these days!

Thanks,
Rev. Joseph G Steadman

Posted by: The Rev at October 9, 2007 11:03 PM

Thanks, Reverend. Hope you enjoyed the joke.

Posted by: JdJ at October 10, 2007 08:06 PM

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