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January 28, 2008

Limericks

God's plan made a hopeful beginning
But man spoiled his chances by sinning.
We trust that the story
Will end in God's glory
But at present the other side's winning. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I sat next to the Duchess at tea.
It was just as I feared it would be,
Her rumblings abdominal
Were truly phenomenal,
And everyone thought it was me! - Woodrow Wilson

There was a young girl from Shanghai,
Who was so exceedingly shy,
That undressing at night,
She turned out the light
For fear of the All-seeing Eye. - Bertrand Russell

The thoughts of the rabbit on sex
Are seldom, if ever, complex.
For the rabbit in need
Is a rabbit indeed,
And does just as a person suspects.

An amoeba named Sam and his brother
Were having a drink with each other.
In the midst of their quaffing
They split their sides laughing.
And each of them now is a mother.

There was a young fellow named Chris
Whose sex life was strangely amiss.
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Would seldom do better than t
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i
s.

Posted by joke du jour at January 28, 2008 06:04 PM

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