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January 03, 2008

Missing person

Mrs. Clay and her friend go to the police to report that Mr. Clay had disappeared. Mrs. Clay describes him as being six-two, 180 pounds, wide-shouldered, brown-haired and the closest thing there is to a 40-year-old life guard.

As they leave, her friend says, "What kind of description was that? Your husband is 72 and doesn't have a hair on his head."

Mrs. Clay says, "Who wants that one back?"

Posted by joke du jour at January 3, 2008 06:02 PM

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