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January 29, 2008

That's a powerful thirst

Man On Lawn Mower Accused Of Driving Drunk
Snowstorm Doesn't Deter Trip To Liquor Store

POSTED: 10:51 am EST January 29, 2008

ADRIAN, Mich. -- Police in Michigan charged a man with drunk driving, saying he downed two bottles of wine and rode off on his lawn mower to a liquor store in a snowstorm. [...]

He told officers his wife had taken their car to work, and that the mower was the only way he could reach the store, which was two miles away.

Posted by joke du jour at January 29, 2008 06:23 PM

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