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February 04, 2008

Mastering pizza

What did the Yogi say when he walked into the pizza parlor?

"Make me one with everything."

When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill.

The Yogi asked, "Don't I get change?"

"Change must come from within," said the proprietor.


Posted by joke du jour at February 4, 2008 06:10 PM

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