February 04, 2008
What did the Yogi say when he walked into the pizza parlor?
"Make me one with everything."
When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill.
The Yogi asked, "Don't I get change?"
"Change must come from within," said the proprietor.
Posted by joke du jour at February 4, 2008 06:10 PM
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