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March 24, 2008

A great pub

I'd been saving this one for St. Patrick's day and I missed it. Better late than never, though.

A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman meet in a bar while traveling.

"Y'know," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals, so much that when you buy four drinks he'll buy the fifth one for you."

"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhhhh, that's nothing," said the Irishman. "Back home in me own Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims. But he swears every word is true.

"Well," asked the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"

"Not to meself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."

Posted by joke du jour at March 24, 2008 06:21 PM

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