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April 18, 2008
Ladies' night
Three women were chatting about their relationships; one was engaged, one married and one a mistress. They decided to amaze their men. That night all three would wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and masks over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman said, "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. When he saw me he said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long."
The mistress said, "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night."
Then the married woman told her tale. "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home he found me wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he saw me he asked, 'So what's for dinner, Batwoman?'"
H.T. Carol
Posted by joke du jour at April 18, 2008 09:14 PM
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