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May 27, 2008

Programming God

God As A Programmer

Important Theological Questions that are Answered When we understand God as essentially a Programmer....

Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?
A: He could if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables.

Q: Does God know everything?
A: He likes to think so, but He is often amazed to find out what goes on in the operating system kernel.

Posted by joke du jour at May 27, 2008 07:00 PM

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