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October 02, 2008

Yep. That'll show her.

Man Shoots Own Arm After Being Denied Sex

FORT MYERS, Fla. -- Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.

The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.

This reminds me of the old punchline: "Shut up!! You're next!"

Posted by joke du jour at October 2, 2008 07:32 PM

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