November 18, 2008
Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. The one who was hanging siding was reaching into his nail pouch, pulling out nails, and then tossing about half of them over his shoulder.
The other carpenter got curious and asked, "Why are you throwing away so many nails?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and the point's toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If the point is toward the house, then I drive it in."
"You moron!" the second blonde yelled at him. "The nails with their points toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
Posted by joke du jour at November 18, 2008 07:17 PM
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