November 21, 2008
Blind sky diver
A blind man was describing his sky diving hobby. When asked how he manged it at all, he said that things were all done for him. "The jump master positions me in the door with my seeing-eye dog and he tells me when to jump. He puts my hand on my rip cord and out I go."
"But how do you know when to pull the rip cord?"
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I'm 3000 feet from the ground."
"But how do you know when you're going to hit the ground?"
"Well, the dog's leash goes slack then."
Posted by joke du jour at November 21, 2008 08:23 PM
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