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November 24, 2008

Watch for this scam

WalMartScam.jpgI don't know how many of you shop at WalMart but there's a scam there that I was a victim of.

Two seriously good-looking, well-built cowboy types come over to your car as you are loading it, getting ready to leave. They're both shirtless and they clean your windshield with their highly-defined pectorals and rock-hard abs standing out under their tans. It's impossible not to look. When you offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask for a ride to another store.

You agree and they get in the car with you. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then the one in the front seat leans over, starts kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you...

While this is going on, the second guy steals your purse!

I had a purse stolen this way last Tuesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday and, most likely, tomorrow.

H.T. to Carol

Posted by joke du jour at November 24, 2008 06:19 PM

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