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January 19, 2009

News from Oz

Club bans bowler for naked streak

A NUDE Territory man was slapped with a "stiff" ban for his stark-naked streak through a Top End sports club.

Builder James Forrest, 37, of Darwin, was served a six-month ban notice for his naked dash - which he ended with a star jump - through Nightcliff Sports Club.

An "absolutely unrepentant" Mr Forrest said he had been drinking with friends at the club recently, and had just left, when "the wonderful idea" struck him.

"(My friends) tried to talk me out of it ... (but) I got the gear off in the car park," Mr Forrest said.

"I left the car out there with the motor running.

"Did the quick bolt through, and did a star jump at the exit."

Posted by joke du jour at January 19, 2009 09:29 PM

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