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February 19, 2009
Money-back guarantee
Chuck in Montana paid a rancher $100 for a horse and the rancher agreed to deliver the horse the next day. But when the rancher drove up the next day he said, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news... the horse died."
Chuck replied, "All right. Just give me my money back."
"Can't do that," said the rancher. "I went and spent it already." 
"OK, then, just bring me the dead horse."
The rancher asked, "What're ya gonna do with a dead horse?"
Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle it off."
"You can't raffle off a dead horse!"
Chuck said, "Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody that he's dead."
A month later, the rancher met up with Chuck again and asked him, "So what happened with that dead horse?"
"I raffled him off, like I said. Sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898."
"Didn't anybody complain?"
"Just the guy who won," said Chuck. "So I gave him his two dollars back."
Posted by joke du jour at February 19, 2009 06:13 PM
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