February 13, 2009
Trying to keep it down low
From today's Post-Dispatch:
A tender embrace in a park. A lingering kiss outside a restaurant. A gentle caress while parting.
"Valentine's Day is, of course, one of the biggest days of the year to catch cheaters," says Mike Barbieri, consulting director with PDI Investigations in Clayton. [...]
Since this Valentine's Day falls on a Saturday, there are bound to be some extramarital liaisons tonight, says Chris Rey, with the Aabott-Rey Detective Agency in south St. Louis County. He says he sees a spike in calls from concerned spouses and significant others around this Hallmark holiday. [...]
One of Rey's cases involved a man who ordered flowers for his paramour through a local florist. When the florist asked for the delivery address, the man gave his home address.
The flowers — and the card addressed to his mistress — were delivered to his wife.
Posted by joke du jour at February 13, 2009 06:55 PM
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