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June 05, 2009

Marriage therapy

Jacqueline and her husband Mark went for to a counselor after 25 years of marriage. When he asked what the problem was, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing her to vent for a while, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and asked Jacqueline to stand. He unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, and fondled her breasts while he kissed her passionately. Her husband Mark watched with a raised eyebrow.

Jacqueline shut up, buttoned up her blouse and quietly sat down in a daze.

Then the therapist turned to Mark and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

Mark thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."

Posted by joke du jour at June 5, 2009 09:34 PM

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