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July 22, 2009
The old blarney works everytime
A nice-looking young woman on a flight from Dublin, Ireland asked a priest sitting beside her, "Father, may I ask you a favor?"
"Of course, child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. It's unopened and well over the custom's limits. I'm afraid they'll confiscate it since I can't pay the duty. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robe, perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to customs, the woman let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked him, "Do you have anything to declare, Father?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go along with you, Father.. Next!"
Posted by joke du jour at July 22, 2009 06:03 PM
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