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August 06, 2009

It could be worse

He could be proposing a program to destroy perfectly good cars. (Check out the 'clunker' in the video at that link.)

But, back to the point - here's some of Scott Ott's satire:

Health plan on ice, Obama pushes grocery reform

News fairly unbalanced. We report. You decipher.

His health care plan at least temporarily stymied in Congress, President Obama announced today that he would mount a 27-city tour to promote his new nutrition reform program, dubbed America's Affordable Grocery Choices Act.

With the cost of grocery items skyrocketing, experts say that about 330 million Americans suffer periodic bouts of hunger. Children and the elderly often go for hours between meals.

"America's grocery system is broken," said President Obama, "and the time for reform is now. We can't kick the can down the road, or play political games any longer."

The White House said the president's plan will increase choices and competition, improve the quality of grocery items, share responsibility for grocery bills and protect consumers against waste, fraud and abuse by offering a "Public Option Grocery Store" within five miles of every American home.

Posted by joke du jour at August 6, 2009 06:05 PM

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