November 20, 2009
Sue 'em all and let the judge sort 'em out
Man Blames Planes For Divorce, Seeks $555 Million
Blame it on the planes isn't the latest Milli Vanilli spoof, it's one man's $555 million claim that the local airport drove off his wife and kids. Stanley G. Hilton's lawsuit blames everybody and everything shy of the rain, moon and stars for the end of his marriage. Given his record, we wouldn't be surprised if they're listed on his next court filing. Hilton's 16-page suit against San Francisco International Airport (.pdf) blames 37 organizations for the collapse of his marriage and seeks $15 million from each of them. Targets of the suit include the city and county of San Francisco, the airport and every airline based there, airline engine manufacturers and the real estate agencies involved in the sale of his house.
Posted by joke du jour at November 20, 2009 07:04 PM
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