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February 04, 2010
A generous lawyer
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limo when he Saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to Investigate. He asked the men, 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' one of the men replied. 'We have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.
'But I have a wife and two children with me. They're over there, under that tree.'
'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You can come with us too.'
The second man, in a pitiful voice, said, 'But I also have a wife - and six children.'
'Bring them all,' the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the lawyer's limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'This is very kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
'Glad to do it,' the lawyer replied. 'You'll really love my place. The grass there is almost a foot high.'
Posted by joke du jour at February 4, 2010 07:02 PM
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