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March 31, 2010

It's time for the Second Coming

Man breaks into North Alabama home, claims to be Jesus Christ and says he is there to have sex

A man broke into a Franklin County home on Sunday and told the owner that he was Jesus Christ and was there to have sex with his wife and daughter, the TimesDaily in Florence reports.

Jean Timms, 65, of Gun Town, Miss., was charged with third-degree burglary, attempted indecent exposure, and resisting arrest, the newspaper reports. A mental examination for Timms is being ordered.

Posted by joke du jour at March 31, 2010 07:02 PM

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This mans name is not Jean Timms it is Charles Eugene Timms. He has an extensive criminal record, has been in prison more than once (is a convicted felon) and is extremely dangerous. Do not let him fool you, he might be strange but is not crazy. If he appears insane it is either an act or he was drunk and (or) high on crystal meth at the time. He has caused trouble for his family and those who know him for over 40 years.

Before you ask, yes I am related to this person hence the name.

Posted by: Embarrassed at April 3, 2010 08:45 PM

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