September 23, 2010
How the fight started (4)
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
'Well, your eyesight's damn near perfect,' I told her.
And that's how the fight started.
Posted by joke du jour at September 23, 2010 06:03 PM
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