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February 14, 2011

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Flying dong dings bucks party goer

Jure Skumavc was hit in the head by a flying dildo during a bucks party stripper show. Picture: BRAD FLEET

THE best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo.

The flying phallus left Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, nursing a split forehead.

Mr Skumavc said he was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy - measuring about 12cm in length - at a bucks party to farewell friend's Peter Rolih's bachelorhood.

Posted by joke du jour at February 14, 2011 07:01 PM

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