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February 18, 2011

Whoa, Trigger!

Foodies to race for stallion semen

New Zealanders will be serving up glasses of horse semen at the famed Hokitika Wildfoods festival next month, a "delicacy" that racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake says will have extreme foodies "raring to go".

"Horses are pure testosterone, you know. They have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you knock it back and feel like a stallion yourself," said Mr Kerslake, of Christchurch.

"You'll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards." [...]

Even the organiser of the edgy festival, Mike Keenan, said he wouldn't be letting the drink pass his lips.

"God no, it's definitely not to my taste, but you'll be shocked how many people will go for it," he said.

Posted by joke du jour at February 18, 2011 07:01 PM

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