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April 15, 2011

Still more groaners

Q: What's a mixed feeling?

A: Watching your mother-in-law back off a cliff in your new car.

Q What's the height of conceit?

A: Calling out your own name while having an orgasm.

Q: What's the definition of macho?

A: Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q: Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A: They paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

Q:Why is divorce so expensive?

A: Because it's worth it!

Q: What is a Yankee?

A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A: They both like a tight seal.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A: Their balls are just decorative.

Q:What is the difference between 'ooooooh' and 'aaaaaaah'?

A: About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A: The grip.

Q: How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?

A: It's not hard.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Posted by joke du jour at April 15, 2011 07:03 PM

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