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November 14, 2011

Silicone saviors

'My boobs saved my life'

A FLAT-CHESTED woman cheated death in a horror car smash — thanks to her 'chicken fillet' bra pads.

Lisa Somerville was driving home in heavy rain when she lost control of her car and careered head-on into another vehicle.

The 28-year-old had to be cut from the car by firefighters and was rushed to hospital with a punctured lung, four cracked ribs and a broken nose.

Doctors later told the mum-of-one how she would almost certainly have died had she not been wearing the silicone implants to boost her AAA bust.

Posted by joke du jour at November 14, 2011 06:01 PM

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