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January 30, 2012

Tells you everything except her phone number

News from Brighton, England.

I've slept with 1,000 men so far - I don't care if people judge me!

After spotting a gorgeous young man on her way to the shops, Crystal Warren couldn’t wait to speak to him on her way home. She’d spent her whole grocery trip daydreaming about where they could sneak off for some illicit sex.

Two hours later, after flirting outrageously with the total stranger and talking her way into his bed, she was back at home, delighted at how her afternoon had panned out.

Posted by joke du jour at January 30, 2012 06:01 PM

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