May 29, 2012
A quick thinker
An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm with a large pond on it. The pond was well shaped for swimming, and he'd fixed it up nice with picnic tables and barbecue pits, and he'd planted some trees for shade.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look for frogs, as he hadn’t been gigging for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to carry the frogs in.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. When he made the women aware of his presence, they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We’re not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I’m just here to feed the alligator."
Via Bits & Pieces
Posted by joke du jour at May 29, 2012 06:01 PM
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