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July 31, 2012

What's worse than kidney thieves?

Fei Lin's Penis Stolen By Thieves

Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.

Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China's Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.

"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

Via The Agitator

Posted by joke du jour at July 31, 2012 08:01 PM

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