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September 03, 2012
F**king automatic doors, how do they work?
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It's a record (8)
A whole 8 feet of altitude - I'm not sure what DaVinci would think. But still pretty impressive.
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Labor Day
And a lot more like that at the link...
A LABOR DAY LAMENT: NOTHING WORKS FOR MEMy first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I just couldn't concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned. Next, I became a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. I was employed at a diet center, but I got downsized. I became a baker, but I turned out to be a loafer and couldn't make enough dough. Then I opened a doughnut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business.
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September 01, 2012
Paper construction
Via The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys
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You had to be there
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Better names?
Some more better than others, I think
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Lemme at 'em
Police: Drunken man picks fights downtown, at jail and hospitalA reportedly drunken man who police said was randomly picking fights and hitting people in downtown Gainesville was arrested early Thursday morning and then caused a ruckus at the jail and at a hospital, according to an arrest report.
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