September 03, 2012
F**king automatic doors, how do they work?
It's a record (8)
A whole 8 feet of altitude - I'm not sure what DaVinci would think. But still pretty impressive.
And a lot more like that at the link...
A LABOR DAY LAMENT: NOTHING WORKS FOR ME
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I just couldn't concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned. Next, I became a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. I was employed at a diet center, but I got downsized. I became a baker, but I turned out to be a loafer and couldn't make enough dough. Then I opened a doughnut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business.
September 01, 2012
You had to be there
Some more better than others, I think
Lemme at 'em
Police: Drunken man picks fights downtown, at jail and hospital
A reportedly drunken man who police said was randomly picking fights and hitting people in downtown Gainesville was arrested early Thursday morning and then caused a ruckus at the jail and at a hospital, according to an arrest report.