September 03, 2012
And a lot more like that at the link...
A LABOR DAY LAMENT: NOTHING WORKS FOR ME
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I just couldn't concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned. Next, I became a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. I was employed at a diet center, but I got downsized. I became a baker, but I turned out to be a loafer and couldn't make enough dough. Then I opened a doughnut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business.
Posted by joke du jour at September 3, 2012 04:01 PM
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