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March 05, 2013
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Brooklyn man fakes his own kidnapping to explain two-week absence to girlfriendA Brooklyn man faked his own kidnapping because he was terrified of his lover's wrath.
Rahmell Pettway, 36, told cops he spent two weeks away from his Bedford-Stuyvesant home — and then staged the crime to explain his absence to his girlfriend.
But his poorly executed plan unraveled when the cops who found him hog-tied in the street noticed the roll of duct tape still dangling from his wrists.
He eventually came clean, and was arrested for filing a false report.
"He's a total moron," said one law-enforcement source. "It was a pathetic attempt to pull the wool [over] her eyes."
Posted by joke du jour at March 5, 2013 06:02 PM
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